Christians in the modern world are constantly faced with challenges to their piety and holiness. If it's not one thing it's another. Temptations such as cotton/polyester blends, women's unholy private parts, popular hair styles, tasty shellfish dishes, claims that children should not be beaten, and arguments in favor of equal rights for gay people are constantly challenging people of faith. But one of the most terrible dangers to your holiness comes in the form of certain tasty, salty meat treats. God Hates Pork!
What You Can Do
- Picket stores that sell pork
- Collect signatures for Proposition No-SPAM
- Donate to the Anti Pork Foundation
- Vote against civil rights for people that eat pork
- Get your church to burn DVDs with Porky Pig cartoons
- Get your city or town government to ban pork sales
- Tell your friends and neighbors about the dangers of eating pork
If a politician eats pork be sure you campaign against him! We don't want God to pass judgment on his official nation because of bacon eating heathens.
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